#**books

listen, i’ve never wanted to do a fast and the furious style truck heist before, but today i passed the MOTHERFUCKING TRUCK delivering the goods to a SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR and listen, give me a thingy of nitrous and put it in my honda fit engine because it is time to HEIST those $1 baby-sitters’ club books RIGHT NOW

I Would Have Reblogged Your Post Were It Not For The Noncontextual Random Bashing of YA Lit Thrown In As An Attempt To Prove You’re Smarter And A More Valid Human Being Than Teenage Girls Because You’re Actually Just A Gross Misogynist: a tumblr lite-opera

that hemingway post should be hilarious but all it ever does is stoke the fires of my never-ending rage-hate for every single person who thinks “hills like white elephants” isn’t puerile fucking garbage and every interp of it is invalid because the entire story’s concept has no validity and it needs to be pulled from every bad english teacher’s curriculum like 25 years ago

Reading shadow and bone series + a day of fallen night at the same time is probably not a good idea

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