#):!

unbelievable i can’t find this elsewhere. hey, dear reader, HEY, I said, DEAR READER, please PLEASE pay some attention. i have sealed a critical hole in the punctuation market, i have stuck my finger in the leaking dam of human internet dialogue. presenting to you, AHEM, I said, PRESENTING TO YOU, the exclamator. do you find yourself using a colon to present your latest hyperfixation, but all the steam of your sentence goes out as soon as you type the weak-ankled : ? well, say no more, because dang do I have something for you. use the exclamator. how? unclear, i’m not on the ascii council. but maybe we just type :! until our needs are met. please enjoy and give it a better name