#(reece)

i am at a total loss at what to name them, but my self insert (& selfship) for GOAT (2026) !! they're a brown hyena that helps Jett see the joys in life after the events of the movie (vague to spoil as litle as possible!! you should really watch this film!!!)

Reece's P. Cup Inspired Graphic Hoard

Edit: i love how nobody picked nou, and that someone picked they allready bald lmao

We already met Jason, the tall hunk of meat that Adrian befriended at the gym.

Jason is obviously hot. Some of the novelty of this situation relies upon knowing the overwhelming community sentiment that EVERYBODY breaks up this premade couple to steal Sofia’s smoking hot man.

But we are gonna be the only save on the planet who will not break up this sweet couple. Adrian chose Jason as his first friend in town, and he seems like a pretty cool guy. And Sofia is amazing! She’s beautiful, she’s caring, she loves music but put aside her musical dreams because caring for people as a nurse is so important to her! She's good at romantic relationships, so she's gonna be the best wifey ever!

And we need them to get married and have a baby so Isabelle can grow up with a friend! 😁 They are also energized, social paras and we’re gonna go on double dates and have backyard barbeques in our houses next door to each other and raise our families together!

The only problem... their relationship is bugged all to hell in my game.

Oh, to live with such a fine fine man and you climb into bed together to… just sleep.

They cannot "get intimate" with each other, or try for a baby, despite their high relationship and being romantic interests/lovers/engaged and having both agreed that they wanted to try for a baby. We even eloped in our underwear to see if that would fix things, but nope, it didn't.

The deep dark secret? Jason is big and tall and strong and has a tragic case of ED. Poor Jason. Poor Sofia. There will be no baby-making in this bed tonight.

But Sofia is sweet and kind and devoted. She's committed to this now.

While he waits for the developers doctors to cure his condition*, we’re gonna cheat that baby.

[*In my game, ALL premade couples are unable to "get intimate" with each other, while new couples, or premades in brand new relationships are fine. I'm assuming it's a bug that will be fixed at some point in the future.]

Boop. Done. The wonders of medical science. We might imagine they had Para-IVF or something.

Her pregnancy was healthy and normal, lasting the intended 6 days. Then it's go time!

Another labor in jeans? Nope, this time I figured out how to change her into something more comfortable to labor in. Lucky girl.

And where is Jason, you might ask? We did wake him up so that he might attend his wife's labor and at least stand there looking concerned, the best a father can do in this game. But he was tired. 😒 He wanted to go back to bed. 😒 And after the fourth time chasing him down the stairs, we just let him stay there. 😒

Do better, Jason.

[And then here things got a little wonky. Her cheated labor completed, but no baby appeared. What?!? So I assumed the cheat didn't work, got frustrated, and popped into Paramaker to roll a baby for them. Oh... but wait, when I came out of Paramaker, it seems the cheat did work, actually, it just took a few extra hours in-game for the baby to pop up. Now we have TWO babies. Oops, lol! I guess that often happens in IVF, so we'll run with it.]

Welcome babies Reece and Nadia. Isabelle will have two friends to grow up with!