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Five Bleh-bbles

AU that will not make sense to anyone but me and that is ok. I'll edit the description later i put a time limit to finish this so then i can start on the school work I've been procrastinating on. Anyway i just really like the idea of figure skater Kyle and hockey player Stan even tho it kinda doesn't make sense WHATEVER OK. Yes ooc, sorrey.

Basically something happens in the law or whatever and the mayor wants to strenghten the ice sports cause this is a mountain town and it's nearly always snowing. So the school is forced to put the kids in hockey and figure skating, not speed skating because i don't have much knowledge on that sport (not like i have that much on the previous two either). Everybody obviously hates this but there's not much they can do. Kyle wants to go on the hockey team because figure skating is gay and everyone else is going there but Sheila thinks it's too dangerous so instead he gets put into figure skating. He hates it. His legs ache horribly after going to figure skating and then basketball after so he has to let basketball go (with tears in his eyes).

Stan also does not want to be a hockey player again but what can you do, it's mandatory. Even if he has to remember how the grown hockey players beat up the peewee team. It gets worse when he's assigned captain later on cause he was the star quarterback because no one has any idea what they're doing and they do not want to be there. except Cartman, but he does not want to be a goalie anymore (Because he thought it was easy at first. They picked him cause he covers a lot of space which was a bad idea when the slightest hit makes him cry) and wants to be the star of the show. Kenny has died a lot more, which nobody remembers of course, squished under the other hockey players, impaled by Hockey stick, sliced in half by hockey stick(??), beaking skull after being shoved against the glass, etc etc.

Since Stan got better at playing, Randy started showing up to warmups which made Stan's life a hundred times worse, always with a beer in hand or trying to sell Tegridy even though that is long gone (Nobody gives a shit about Tegridy anymore, dad!)

Irrational obelisk

Here is my first solo attempt outside of class:

I will not have you without the darkness that hides within you.

I will not let you have me without the madness that makes me.