why does nobody write for cowboy bebop do yall know how bad i wanna bone spike spiegel omg

dan saying phil smells like nothing cause he's so used to being around him that their scent has combined into one. it's like when you can identify other people's scent but not your own

when you're in a fun and whimsy competition and your competitor is Mark Antony 😭🥀🥀

man, imagine if your two fave characters were on screen at the same time, huh? and actually exchanged words?? like. wow. that would be amazing!