“Ain’t got any.” Gremlin stated flatly. “Like, it’s not like I’ve never gotten into anything scarworthy, I just don’t keep ‘em. I’m effectively unkillable when it comes to most things, so if I get messed up by anything else, it goes away after a bit. Y’know how in old cartoons, someone’ll get hit in the face with a frying pan and all they need to do is shake their head really fast to make it not frying pan shaped? It’s basically that.”
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Okay, so this is reallly long and i didn’t even proof read it so probably has alot of errors BUT WHATEVVAA
Its all canon btw. Ima put it under read more tho-
Haze had been simply wondering around the multi-verse awhile, exploring as much as possible ever since he'd gotten a host.
Somehow, he'd found his way to a verse were it was pacifest, and everyone had made it to the surface. It was rather interesting. The monsters and humans even seemed to get along well. Huh...This verse seemed nice. Plus there were plants that he could practice his ability on.
As Haze wondered around, happily observing his surroundings, his sunglass-covered eyes cuaght sight of a rather tall sans, putting a ton of water on a catus. Haze walked over there, just standing next to the sans intell they seemed to notice him, jumping a bit, "Oh, hey there buddy, wassup? Do i know you?" The tall sans asked, looking Haze up and down with a confused, and...tired? look. To them, Haze just looked like a very odd, colorful skeleton, not even really a papyrus, just a skeleton. "Na, i dun' think anyone here would all up know me, but i will say, quite da garden ya got here" Haze says, gesturing to the abundence of plants around them, as he waches them closly. They seemed to be wearing just plain shorts, and a tank top, a jacket tied around there waist, and covered in dirt. "Uhm, thanks? I garden for a living. I mean, people tend to buy lots of flowers, you know"
Acually, Haze hadn't known this. Why did people pay money for flowers? Couldn't they just grow them? It seemed dumb that they would pay money. "Really? Huh, dats p' coolio. Ya want some help growin' some flowers?" He offers, giving the Sans a smile, "OOH, an', m' Haze by the way." He adds, straightening his sunglasses as he says this.
"Yeah, people pay tons for some flowers," The tall sans says with a nod,"Oh, would you like to help me garden? I guess i could use some help-" They puase as Haze tells them his name. And they smile. "Well hello Haze, nice to meet you, im Azure" Azure says, holding out a soil-covered hand.
Azure watched happily as Haze worked on making a over-watered cactus grow. It was nice having Hazes help. And Azure still couldn't get over how cool his magic was, meanwhile Azure was stuck with bone attacks,blasters, and fire magic, that he couldn't quite control sometimes. Not only had Haze helped with the plants, he'd also distracted Azure from the thought of his brothers death, despite Haze looking slightly like his own brother.
"You almost done with that so we can go out and eat already?" Azure asked a few moments later, "Pfft calm down ya jerk, yee, im p' much done." Haze says, standing and moving away from a now large cactus, covered with blooming flowers. Azure had yet to get used to how quickly Haze could just fix up a plant like that.
Azure and Haze walked side by side into a small mexican food place, both ordering something random and sitting down.
"What'd ya call dis again Azure???" Haze questioned as he sat down, merely picking at the food, not needing to eat. "A date. I still can't believe you dont know what i date is, honestly." Azure said, rolling his eyes. "Well sooorrryyy i dont know everythin' brotato chip" He says, rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses.
"Hmm, Haze, you should take off your shades, we're inside"
"No"
"...Why not? You never take them off"
"I have a reason, now lets stop talkin'."
"Fine" Azure mumbled. He found it annoying that Haze always refused to take those dumb sunglasses off. He just wanted to see there eyes! After awhile, Haze broke a rather long silence, "Whats da point o' a date?" He asks, sounding rather dumb. Azure simply blinked, before luaghing a bit, "Haze you really are dumb. How the hell do you not know?" Azure said. "Wow, r00d. Im jus' not dat smart friendo.An' yea didn't even answer my question, still dunno what the point of a date is"
"Ughh, okay, its like...The point is to hang out with and get to know someone you really like better. Get it?"
"Nope"
"What don't you get Haze?! Its so...simple" Azure snapped. Haze gave them a blank look, tilting his head to the side, "I don' get why ya have ta call dat a date. why can't ya just...do dat, whats the point of goin' out an' spendin' money and all dat shiz?" He asked, sounding honestly curoius. Azure blinked. Haze was so adorable when he did that head tilt. Damnit he couldn't be mad at him, but how on earth were they so...dumb. Azure let out a sigh, "Look, i just don't get how you don't get it. Didn't you ever go on dates in your verse?" Azure questions, as he glances down at the uneaten food between them. A moment of silence. "No."
As Azure and Haze walked home from there 'date', they walked in plain silence. What verse could he possibly be from where there aren't dates???I've known he wasn't from my verse awhile now, but where is he from Azure thought to him self as they walked.
After they got home, Azure flopped down on his large couch, glancing as Haze, "Good night, Haze" Haze just stared a moment, "...G'night?" He said, as if it was a question. He stood there for a few more moments, before making a sour face and walking to the room he slept in.
Five months. Haze had already been there five months. Or maybe more? Haze wasn't completely sure. Feels like i've been with Azure forever Haze thought, as he lay out side in a patch of grass he'd grown, watching the sky. It had been two months, maybe more, since Haze and Azures 'date', in which haze still didn't understand, and ever since then, Azure had been very...Clingy. He didn't get it. Were all sans' so clingy with there friends. It was nice having time alone, watching the stars. He liked it.
Soon, he'd fallen asleep, curling up happily in the grass, waking up a couple hours later to Azure poking him in the side, "Haze, i made dinner, if ya wanna eat" Azure said, smiling down at the parasite. Haze blinked, and yawned, sitting up. "M'kay" He says, making sure his sunglasses still covered his eyes, before he walks inside after Azure.
As he walks in, the smell of pie, and something else, fills the air, "M' not hungry, but smells good" He mumbles simply, sitting on the couch. Azures eyes trailed after him, Haze could tell they were staring at him, and he glanced back. "Somethin' wrong?" He questions.
"Can we talk?"
"I don' know why your askin', we are talkin' right now"
"Shut up, im serious."
"Uhhm, am i not?" Haze said, confused. He thought he was being serious. "No, your not" Azure said, sitting down next to Haze, and staring at him a moment. Haze stared back uncomfortably, "Well, go on" Haze said. "Haze... I really fucking care abou-" "Funkin'" "Fuck off. Anyways, i really care about you...And...Well....D-do you think i could be your boyfriend" "You already are my boyfriend. Your a boy, an' my friend, my funky brotato chip" Haze says, smiling.
Azure stared a moment. "No, Haze....Haze i...I really like you!" Haze just gave him an odd look, "Uhh, i really like ya too." Haze says, "Look, are you oka Azure, its hard ta tell threw my shades, but ya look kinda sick" He said, narrowing his eyes and trying to see if they looked sick. "Ugh, Haze, im fine, but seriously... I...I-i think, no i know! i lo-" And then Azure stopped dead, watching Haze take off his sunglasses, clean them on his shirt, lookk at Azure, then at his sunglasses, and slowly put the sunglasses back on. Funk, why'd he take them off???
"Your eyes"
"Yea, your definatly sick!" Haze exclaimed, trying to change this subject, "But, what were ya sayin'?" He saays, voice rather high for him.
"Your one of those...those freaks aren't you? ...Did...Did YOU kill my brother?" Azure was suddenly standing, tears in his eyes.
"W-woa, what no. I don't kill people. Azure, calm down."
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Azure screamed, stepping away. Haze didn't understand. He'd known a different parasite, someone he didn't know, had killed Azures brother at one point, but he didn't get why Azure blamed him. "Azure, please, calm down..." Haze said, with wide eyes, his sunglasses falling off his face as he moved to hug them, but instead Azure backed up, and bone attacks sprung up, along with some fire attacks mixed in. "Get.Away." Haze stared. "What."
"I hate you. I hate your...Your kind." And with that Azure luanched the attack at him. Haze didn't understand. What had he done? A surge of frustration entered him, as he clumsly dodged, "Stop it! I...I dont understand, Azure!" He said, as Azure kept trying to attack him blindly missing.
"I loved you..." Azure whispered, but Haze didn't hear, he was too busy dodging, and trying vainly to understand why his friend was attacking him. Was he really just that much of a monster?
Haze dodged once more, almost getting hit by a fire attack, and frowned. He couldn't keep dodging. But oh god he couldn't attack. He didn't...Didn't want to hurt Azure. He didn't know why, after all, Azure was hurting him. Haze just got more and more paniked, and frustrated by the minute, before finally he snapped, and moved forward, "STOP" He growled, hugging Azure tightly. And then he left his current host, taking over Azure before he could think about it, and before Azure could protest.
Azure was his host.
What the fuck had Haze done. Oh gods oh gods. Azure was screaming. Screaming. Screaming. Screaming Oh god why wouldn't he shut up. "STOP STOP STOP" Haze screamed back. NO, HOW COULD YOU...I CARED ABOUT YOU, I LOVED YOU, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD FOR YOU, YOU MONSTER, FREAK, ABOMINATION Azure screamed back to him, which seemed to echo threw his head. "...Fine, i already knew i was all of those things though..." Haze growled after a moment, looking tired, and ready to cry. He'd never cried before. This would be knew. But no. He wouldn't let himself cry. Azure continued screeching noenstop, which was starting to give haze a headache, but whenever haze told them to funk off, they continued, and got louder. So haze just sat on the floor, wishing they would be quite. And then when they were quite, there was silence. Just silence. And, crying. Green tear drops fell to the floor as Haze cried for the first time, and didn't even understand why.
Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake
((Okay 7th and 2nd sharing a milkshake is way too cute for my sanity, so I needed to make it a bit more interesting.))
The Doctor looked at his younger self, narrowing his eyes defiantly. He was not going to lose to himself, so he had taken a big breath before starting to slurp on the straw, and he had seen his other self do the same. They had been drinking the huge milkshake for about three minutes, and he was starting to get dizzy, as he felt his dual cardiovascular system kick in and start pumping blood into his limbs. He closed his eyes painfully, still slurping, when he heard his other self gasp as he stopped drinking. He smiled and finally got the straw out of his mouth, taking a big breath and coughing, as his other self did the same.
"Be careful you don't regenerate, old man," he told the other Doctor teasingly, as Jamie grabbed his arm and raised it in victory.
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