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"A gay's intuition is never wrong." "It only gets gayer from here folks." "I WANT A CHURCH TO BLOW UP IF I SO MUCH AS STEP IN IT'S DOORWAY!" "Bon appetitty." "Dear ___, I am so glad my old enemies can't see me now." "Gods I hope you never get a degree in teaching." "Stare me straight in my eye-holes and tell me." "TURN THE TABLES ON THE MIDGET!" "Can we girl-boss our way out of this?" "I'm not sure which is held together more with bubblegum and dreams. ___ or ___." "I'm gonna go bounce a quarter off ___ and see how far it gets reflected." "My spine isn't straight and neither am I." "THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING YA OVERRIPE FRUIT!" "That aint ___ that's too slutty." "POETS WISH THEY COULD BE THIS STRAIGHT!" "Boogeyman over there better remain morally neutral or I'm about to blast his ass." "Can't find their way out of a paper bag." "HE WAS IN THE FUCKING WOODS!" "Cuz fuck normality." - "A true source of pride, well done." "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE AT THIS POINT!" "How many gay asses are in this series? We might need two people for the fucking math it takes." "I fucking love them so much, probably the only reason I'm partially straight." "Get in the fucking closet and never leave." "Listen I'm an atheist but I think I need to pray." "Did these assholes really try to make ___ into a vogue cover?" "I'm not telling you the password until you get me fries." "GET OUTTA MY HEAD YOU FUCKING HOT BASTARD!" "THAT'S IT LEASHED FOR FREE!" "You will become the world's first recorded 'put in a hospital by a kissing competition' I swear." "GET THE TISSUES WHORE!" "Morally disappointed, yet impressed." "On it boss. Nevermind ya know what off it boss, quitting right now boss." "Ya know what I was gonna settle down to sleep but YOU WHORE-" "Maybe punch a seer in the face." "Enrichment." "So what if I'm in love with you mind your own business." "I had a fucking mission and a goddamn vendetta." "Fifty shades of pissed off. Number ONE-" "He speaks yeehaw language he's in." "Quit complaining about a fucktard and come entertain my ___"

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