#{ahahahaha}

look at him

My other girlfriend is my

See that? That's my sanity fluttering away down the window~

“B-but daddy Tony-”

“Shush, babygworl.” Tony’s alpha voice bounces alpha-ly off of her penthouse walls, the vibrations already making your poor pussy quake with omega slick. And she’s rolling her eyes in a way that makes you squeak, “I can take more than one of you.”

Heh- honestly, did you really think 100 babygirls vs. 1 Tony would be anything to sweat at? Her 15-inch monster alpha schlong (when soft) could take you all easily. 

And just as your squealing squeaking shrill is starting to formulate on your mouth, Tony’s shovelling her fat tip just between your legs. Covering your inner thighs with a sloppy sheen, “One hundred of you- five hundred of you- fifty thousand of you, I could take.”

As if to prove it, she’s rapidly bouncing you on her alpha monster cock. 

Up n’ down you’re dragged along like a ragdoll in her massive hands, ninety-nine more of you babygirls impatiently waiting for your turn.

With a huff, Tony uses her uber skibidi powers to locate your g-spot and write her name on it- oh yes, she does. Turning around to stare at the other ready babygirls, “Well…maybe I could use a little help.”

“Wh-what do you…” Just as your lip quivers with the question, you turn.

And you see it - her.

In all her bald, grey-headed, keloid beauty. A smirk smirking on her pretty uwu lips as she bounces bouncily inside Tony’s royal chamber to help you all out after saving Levi from the titans.

*flying straight in the space with the power of wheeeze*

This is how you know I’m not using AI to write for me. That kind of linguistic bullshit could only come from heart

2p!Alastor: l hope we all have a fun game!

2p!Alastor: No matter who ends up winning…

Alastor: ….

Alastor: l wanna kill that guy…

Reader: Well, it seems you can be cute when the universe wants you to be, right?

Alastor: "radio static”

2p!Alastor: 😭

2p!Alastor: did I do something wrong… ? Why is he mad at me?

Reader: nooo, you’re just too cute!

Alastor: ... disgustingly so.

2p!Alastor: 😭