#@chrisflemingfleming

"Why didn't you just take two trips?" "The coward's way out? I'd rather take a bullet."

"So, I black out from the rage and come to covered head to toe in hollandaise sauce. All that stress had lead me to treat myself like a buttery potato dish, and the only thing that could calm me down was a dutch cream sauce."

“I conduct myself in a certain manner. I am strong. I am resilient. Everything that I have worked for to become she-king of this community could be squirted to the wind if tinky winky and dipsy down there go public with their natural tooth butter!”

“This may seem harsh but he needs to be treated the like night lizard that he is. Who do you think you are, surprising somebody with a life change?! It’s a partnership! You think Ben snuck up on Jerry one day with a waffle cone and took a knee?”