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Blood! Yes this is blood. And also Punctuationverse art. Art of @character-profiles to be specific

Rambling under the cut

OPINION ON EVERY MAIN CHARACTER

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opinion on every main character]

Idk which characters count as main and which don't, and there's a lot of them, so I'll list the ones I remember off the top of my head, hope that's ok!

Nef: entertaining and also has lore so that's cool. Simultaneously wholesome and fucking terrifying. Also he was revealed to be a cannibal while this post was in my drafts and honestly I think I like them more now. Shoutout for jumpstarting the lore

Unskilled: at first they seemed somewhat anticlimactic but I grew fond of their attitude now that we know, uh, everything else that was revealed about them. It makes a lot more sense now for sure. I really wanna see where their story goes and they also make me sad what do you mean they were suicidal at the age of 6

Prof: stuff is going on.... they're interesting. Very interesting. Studying them

Terro: GAME-BREAKING BUG?? GAME-BREAKING BUG!?!? [game-breaking bug?? Game-breaking bug!?!?]. Yknow if I had written this part a day before I did it would have been something like 'silly moth child' but now there's Things.

Select: I want to protect them. I have thoughts about him but I can't put them into words, know that I do care about its lore. Bonus points for having a plush, they're great

Mini: they deserved better but everyone here does tbh. How did it get into the game. Why's the game slowly destroying them. Is is even meant to exist?

Vance: love to have an in-universe conspiracy theorist. I get a feeling that they might become a little obsessed [little obsessed] with their theories in the future

Cmd: is he a main character if most of what he did was glitch through walls. But like in a plot significant way. He does Know Things, however, so he'll definitely be very very important in the future (I might be forgetting some important things he did besides getting Prof and Mini into the void. I'm not writing things down and I have memory issues ok?)

Weather: what are you made of.

Heavy: Terro

Engineer: [TBD]

Spy: Sheriff

Sniper: [TBD]

Soldier: [TBD]

Medic: [TBD]

Scout: [TBD]

Demoman: [TBD]

Adonis: POW! *shoots Terro* YOU ARE DEAD!

Terro: I AM DEAD.

Adonis: eheheheheh.

Sheriff: *approaching* HOUH! The Terro is dead!

Terro: Yes. I AM DEAD.

Sheriff: WHY is the Terro dead?

Adonis: I dunno

Terro: I think it was—

Sheriff & Adonis: Shh! You are dead!

Terro: Oki *no-clips into backrooms*

Unskilled: What’s up, ya nerds? Who’s up for a— AH. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED??

Sheriff & Adonis: The Terro is dead!

Unskilled: The Terro is dead???

Sheriff: Correct!

*Unskilled wins Who Wants to be a Millionaire*

Sheriff: So, did you see the murderer?

Unskilled & Adonis: No, sorry mate.

Sheriff: I will find him, I will CAPTURE him, & no one will ever die again!

(Sitcom applause.mp3)

Unskilled: Ah, well that’s nice.

Adonis: Damn proud right now.

Suddenly Hashbang.

Hashbang: ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-TION! THE TERRO IS DEAD!

Sheriff: We know.

Hashbang: Who killed him‽

Sheriff: We don’t know.

Hashbang: I will find clues! *faceplants & sniffs around* WHaT’s thAt? *picks up gun* A weapon? *Pointing it at everyone else* That thing must be why ThE TeRRo IS DEaD!

Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: THE TERRO IS DEAD???

Hashbang: YES! *Ace Attorney intensifies* HE DIED.

Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: :000

Select driving for some ungodly reason: INCOMIIIIING

Prof crashes into Hashbang & gets out of the ambulance.

Prof: MOVE, NOW!

*kys*

Terro, A C C E N D I N G: AHAHHAHAHAA

*The Terro is dead*

Prof: In my medical opinion; THE TERRO IS DEAD!!

Unskilled: Prof, what happened?

Prof: in my Prof-essional opinion? *Phoenix Wright brand desk abuse + Johnny Test whip crack* THE HEAVY WAS KÏÏLLED.

Adonis: Oh Devs.

Prof: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Unskilled: Well, now what?

Nefarious: CLIPPITY CLOP, MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!! BOOM!

Sheriff: Oh, come on…

Nefarious: LOOKITDIS! The freakin’ Terro’s dead!

…

What’dyou think of that?

…

Uh-

Sheriff: Yes, yes — Nef?

Nefarious: Yea?-

Sheriff: GO HOME.

Select waving from a car.

Nefarious: AH, COME ON! PFFFFT FREAKIN’ UNBELIEVABLE, sEriously, you all SUCK.

Select crashes the car.

Sheriff: Ok, let’s get back to the (exclamation) POINT.

Terro: *pokes Terro with a stick* I think Terro is dead.

Everyone but Terro: THE TERRO IS DEAD‽‽‽

Prof: NEFARIOUS, I WILL HEAL YOU— *fucking explodes*

Terro: Oh, seriously‽ Who killed Terro‽

Statalus: it was MEH.

:00

Statalus: Yes! I did it like this! *Yeetus Deletuses Unskilled* WHOOP-DE-DOOOO!!!

Adonis, Terro, & Sheriff all poking Unskilled’s leftover code with sticks.

Status: That’s a joke, lads.

(Sitcom laughter.mp3)

Statalus: It was y- HIM. *pointing at Adonis*

Adonis & Sheriff: >:00

Adonis: How did you know?

Statalus: I didn’t! That was a joke, tOo.

Adonis evilly laughing as Statalus dies from KPP.

Adonis: That’s right, it was me!

Sheriff: You monster!

Terro: But WHYYYYYYY??

Adonis: ‘Cuz you’re fat, boi! & another thing; you’re ugly.

Terro: ADONIS STOP

Adonis: You are a whole herd of ugly. Dumb as a box of rocks. *I couldn’t make the rest out.*

Terro: ADONIS, YOU ARE SO MEAN!! YOU’RE NOT FUNNY.

Sheriff: (…It’s tradition.)

Terro: ADONIS.

Adonis: Aw, dammit Terro, fuck off! You are dead.

Terro: No, you! POW! *shoots Adonis* HA-HA! YOU ARE DEAD!! Not big surprise.

Sheriff: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH & LEaR- *the Sheriff is dead*

Terro: I am alive!.. Tis nice. :)

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Prof: And that gives us the element of surprise.

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Blood but static

Oh boy, this again! These are in no particular order

Sys: she's very fun! I ended up really liking all her interactions with other characters, and I'm actually very glad they don't abuse their powers because that was my biggest fear when they were first introduced. I wanna know who the blue voice is. They kinda give me antivirus vibes?

Select: "little guy!! oh he's a little fucked up actually". They're not given enough credit for saving the world, but that's understandable given how many times the world was in danger. It gets more and more fucked up with every post and honestly? Good for him. Congrats on the ambiguous (boy)friend and the slime son

Unskilled: As I said before, they're a little shit (affectionate) and very silly (concerning). I'm glad they're going out more and talking with more people. They're dating a murderous face now which is interesting to say the least, but they're strangely compatible...?

Mini: Let them oooout! It doesn't deserve this! I hope the ice scars don't turn them back into an ice person or something

Nef: for some reason I don't have anything to say about them despite him being one of the most active members. Sorry!

Prof: probably the embodiment of 'god give me patience/if god gave me strength you'd be dead'.

Cmd: They really fell in love with the first person they truly connected with. Good for them but god, maybe they're moving a bit too fast- (same goes for Sys, I don't wanna type it twice). It's nice that he's thinking more about himself