Select: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Prof: Why’d you get banned? Select: Touched the rat. Prof: … What rat? Select: Chunky Cheese.
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Select: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. Prof: Why’d you get banned? Select: Touched the rat. Prof: … What rat? Select: Chunky Cheese.
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The heavy is dead, but with EPPRBCU (from discord) if it was fleshed out
Heavy: Terro
Engineer: [TBD]
Spy: Sheriff
Sniper: [TBD]
Soldier: [TBD]
Medic: [TBD]
Scout: [TBD]
Demoman: [TBD]
Adonis: POW! *shoots Terro* YOU ARE DEAD!
Terro: I AM DEAD.
Adonis: eheheheheh.
Sheriff: *approaching* HOUH! The Terro is dead!
Terro: Yes. I AM DEAD.
Sheriff: WHY is the Terro dead?
Adonis: I dunno
Terro: I think it was—
Sheriff & Adonis: Shh! You are dead!
Terro: Oki *no-clips into backrooms*
Unskilled: What’s up, ya nerds? Who’s up for a— AH. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED??
Sheriff & Adonis: The Terro is dead!
Unskilled: The Terro is dead???
Sheriff: Correct!
*Unskilled wins Who Wants to be a Millionaire*
Sheriff: So, did you see the murderer?
Unskilled & Adonis: No, sorry mate.
Sheriff: I will find him, I will CAPTURE him, & no one will ever die again!
(Sitcom applause.mp3)
Unskilled: Ah, well that’s nice.
Adonis: Damn proud right now.
Suddenly Hashbang.
Hashbang: ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-TION! THE TERRO IS DEAD!
Sheriff: We know.
Hashbang: Who killed him‽
Sheriff: We don’t know.
Hashbang: I will find clues! *faceplants & sniffs around* WHaT’s thAt? *picks up gun* A weapon? *Pointing it at everyone else* That thing must be why ThE TeRRo IS DEaD!
Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: THE TERRO IS DEAD???
Hashbang: YES! *Ace Attorney intensifies* HE DIED.
Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: :000
Select driving for some ungodly reason: INCOMIIIIING
Prof crashes into Hashbang & gets out of the ambulance.
Prof: MOVE, NOW!
*kys*
Terro, A C C E N D I N G: AHAHHAHAHAA
*The Terro is dead*
Prof: In my medical opinion; THE TERRO IS DEAD!!
Unskilled: Prof, what happened?
Prof: in my Prof-essional opinion? *Phoenix Wright brand desk abuse + Johnny Test whip crack* THE HEAVY WAS KÏÏLLED.
Adonis: Oh Devs.
Prof: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Unskilled: Well, now what?
Nefarious: CLIPPITY CLOP, MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!! BOOM!
Sheriff: Oh, come on…
Nefarious: LOOKITDIS! The freakin’ Terro’s dead!
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What’dyou think of that?
…
Uh-
Sheriff: Yes, yes — Nef?
Nefarious: Yea?-
Sheriff: GO HOME.
Select waving from a car.
Nefarious: AH, COME ON! PFFFFT FREAKIN’ UNBELIEVABLE, sEriously, you all SUCK.
Select crashes the car.
Sheriff: Ok, let’s get back to the (exclamation) POINT.
Terro: *pokes Terro with a stick* I think Terro is dead.
Everyone but Terro: THE TERRO IS DEAD‽‽‽
Prof: NEFARIOUS, I WILL HEAL YOU— *fucking explodes*
Terro: Oh, seriously‽ Who killed Terro‽
Statalus: it was MEH.
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Statalus: Yes! I did it like this! *Yeetus Deletuses Unskilled* WHOOP-DE-DOOOO!!!
Adonis, Terro, & Sheriff all poking Unskilled’s leftover code with sticks.
Status: That’s a joke, lads.
(Sitcom laughter.mp3)
Statalus: It was y- HIM. *pointing at Adonis*
Adonis & Sheriff: >:00
Adonis: How did you know?
Statalus: I didn’t! That was a joke, tOo.
Adonis evilly laughing as Statalus dies from KPP.
Adonis: That’s right, it was me!
Sheriff: You monster!
Terro: But WHYYYYYYY??
Adonis: ‘Cuz you’re fat, boi! & another thing; you’re ugly.
Terro: ADONIS STOP
Adonis: You are a whole herd of ugly. Dumb as a box of rocks. *I couldn’t make the rest out.*
Terro: ADONIS, YOU ARE SO MEAN!! YOU’RE NOT FUNNY.
Sheriff: (…It’s tradition.)
Terro: ADONIS.
Adonis: Aw, dammit Terro, fuck off! You are dead.
Terro: No, you! POW! *shoots Adonis* HA-HA! YOU ARE DEAD!! Not big surprise.
Sheriff: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH & LEaR- *the Sheriff is dead*
Terro: I am alive!.. Tis nice. :)
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Yes, this is stupid!
Prof: Before we go charging in to fight them, we have to remember - they're expecting a super competent team of mighty heroes.
Prof: And that gives us the element of surprise.
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V!: Whatcha got there?
Prof, eating a traffic light: A smoothie.
Select: Prof is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.
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Fin: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Prof: They do.
Shady: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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Prof, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
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