#!prof

Heavy: Terro

Engineer: [TBD]

Spy: Sheriff

Sniper: [TBD]

Soldier: [TBD]

Medic: [TBD]

Scout: [TBD]

Demoman: [TBD]

Adonis: POW! *shoots Terro* YOU ARE DEAD!

Terro: I AM DEAD.

Adonis: eheheheheh.

Sheriff: *approaching* HOUH! The Terro is dead!

Terro: Yes. I AM DEAD.

Sheriff: WHY is the Terro dead?

Adonis: I dunno

Terro: I think it was—

Sheriff & Adonis: Shh! You are dead!

Terro: Oki *no-clips into backrooms*

Unskilled: What’s up, ya nerds? Who’s up for a— AH. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JUST HAPPENED??

Sheriff & Adonis: The Terro is dead!

Unskilled: The Terro is dead???

Sheriff: Correct!

*Unskilled wins Who Wants to be a Millionaire*

Sheriff: So, did you see the murderer?

Unskilled & Adonis: No, sorry mate.

Sheriff: I will find him, I will CAPTURE him, & no one will ever die again!

(Sitcom applause.mp3)

Unskilled: Ah, well that’s nice.

Adonis: Damn proud right now.

Suddenly Hashbang.

Hashbang: ATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-TION! THE TERRO IS DEAD!

Sheriff: We know.

Hashbang: Who killed him‽

Sheriff: We don’t know.

Hashbang: I will find clues! *faceplants & sniffs around* WHaT’s thAt? *picks up gun* A weapon? *Pointing it at everyone else* That thing must be why ThE TeRRo IS DEaD!

Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: THE TERRO IS DEAD???

Hashbang: YES! *Ace Attorney intensifies* HE DIED.

Sheriff, Adonis, & Unskilled: :000

Select driving for some ungodly reason: INCOMIIIIING

Prof crashes into Hashbang & gets out of the ambulance.

Prof: MOVE, NOW!

*kys*

Terro, A C C E N D I N G: AHAHHAHAHAA

*The Terro is dead*

Prof: In my medical opinion; THE TERRO IS DEAD!!

Unskilled: Prof, what happened?

Prof: in my Prof-essional opinion? *Phoenix Wright brand desk abuse + Johnny Test whip crack* THE HEAVY WAS KÏÏLLED.

Adonis: Oh Devs.

Prof: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Unskilled: Well, now what?

Nefarious: CLIPPITY CLOP, MOTHERFUCKERSSSS!! BOOM!

Sheriff: Oh, come on…

Nefarious: LOOKITDIS! The freakin’ Terro’s dead!

…

What’dyou think of that?

…

Uh-

Sheriff: Yes, yes — Nef?

Nefarious: Yea?-

Sheriff: GO HOME.

Select waving from a car.

Nefarious: AH, COME ON! PFFFFT FREAKIN’ UNBELIEVABLE, sEriously, you all SUCK.

Select crashes the car.

Sheriff: Ok, let’s get back to the (exclamation) POINT.

Terro: *pokes Terro with a stick* I think Terro is dead.

Everyone but Terro: THE TERRO IS DEAD‽‽‽

Prof: NEFARIOUS, I WILL HEAL YOU— *fucking explodes*

Terro: Oh, seriously‽ Who killed Terro‽

Statalus: it was MEH.

:00

Statalus: Yes! I did it like this! *Yeetus Deletuses Unskilled* WHOOP-DE-DOOOO!!!

Adonis, Terro, & Sheriff all poking Unskilled’s leftover code with sticks.

Status: That’s a joke, lads.

(Sitcom laughter.mp3)

Statalus: It was y- HIM. *pointing at Adonis*

Adonis & Sheriff: >:00

Adonis: How did you know?

Statalus: I didn’t! That was a joke, tOo.

Adonis evilly laughing as Statalus dies from KPP.

Adonis: That’s right, it was me!

Sheriff: You monster!

Terro: But WHYYYYYYY??

Adonis: ‘Cuz you’re fat, boi! & another thing; you’re ugly.

Terro: ADONIS STOP

Adonis: You are a whole herd of ugly. Dumb as a box of rocks. *I couldn’t make the rest out.*

Terro: ADONIS, YOU ARE SO MEAN!! YOU’RE NOT FUNNY.

Sheriff: (…It’s tradition.)

Terro: ADONIS.

Adonis: Aw, dammit Terro, fuck off! You are dead.

Terro: No, you! POW! *shoots Adonis* HA-HA! YOU ARE DEAD!! Not big surprise.

Sheriff: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH & LEaR- *the Sheriff is dead*

Terro: I am alive!.. Tis nice. :)

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Prof: And that gives us the element of surprise.

Prof: They do.

Shady: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?