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95 sentences, mixed bag. Change pronouns as neccisary.

❝ Look who just got the arm-cross first. ❞

❝ I stand like this all the time! ❞

❝ I have the thumb-pockets goin’ on ❞

❝ Why don’t y’ go perm your hair? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and tear his femur out and beat him with it? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and tear his arm off and feed it to him? ❞

❝ Want me to go downstairs and hold him down while [name] fists him? ❞

❝ For you, she’s on double-secret penetration. ❞

*horrifically faking an accent* ❝ Can we go back to de beginning? ❞

❝ Alright everybody listen up. ... . ... . ... ❞

❝ Be that a settlement or jail. ❞

❝ I thought you were going to offer him sex. ❞

❝ The squibbin-blib, I dunno. ❞

❝ Momma’s home, mm-hm, yeah she is~ ❞

❝ Ah! There’s fucking ants everywhere! Hurry up! ❞

❝ You first ... It’s okay, you don’t have to cry. ❞

❝ What’s up, bitches? ❞

❝ Awesome. This is working well. Hi. I’m [Name]. ❞

❝ We need more boxes. ... ... And a lotta luck! ❞

❝ I signed four sets of breasts on the way to my car, three of them were chicks! ❞

❝ Get that for that. ❞

❝ You got a drinking problem there, don’tcha? ❞

*in a state of undress* ❝ The fuck man, seriously? That’s fucking professional, man. ❞

❝ Told you they were back there. ❞

❝ Fuck. I’m so gonna get fired. ❞

❝ What the SHIT, man?! ❞

❝ Sssshoot... That went well. ❞

❝ [Muse Name]? Hi, Chip-- no. That’s not my name. ❞

❝ You make me sound like one of the dwarfs from Lord of the Flies. ... . ... Lord of the Rings. ❞

❝ Oh, ding! I was very -- ❞

❝ Me, definitely, [Muse Name, but horribly fumbles multiple times and gives up]. ❞

*using sock puppet* ❝ Why not? ❞

❝ Yeah, fuck that. ❞ *BLOWS RASPBERRY*

❝ OH SHIT! I MEAN-- SORRY, TO EVery parent and child in her e... ❞

❝ All you gotta do is say ‘earmuffs.’ ❞

❝ Wait wait wa-wa-wa-wait ... I lost my hat. ❞

❝ Excuse me, sir? I wanna know if YOU know what time it is. ❞ *punches muse in the face*

❝ [Muse Name] you’re on the wrong show. ❞

* slurps coffee REALLY loudly *

❝ That’s how y’ exit an elevator, people. ❞

❝ Yeah, that’s my joy at Christmas. Gad, dagonnit. ❞

❝ I’m arresting MYSELF, come on you SCUM! ❞

❝ Jazz hands~ ❞

❝ What’re we gonna do? ❞

❝ We’re gonna convince him that you’re a lying, greedy bitch. ❞

❝ ...THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY! ❞

❝ Hi. I’m [Name], and this is [Muse Name]. We’re here to show you what NOT to do. ❞

❝ You promised me you’d take that suit seriously. ❞

❝ Why yes, my, my Mum-Mum-Mum-- ❞

❝ She’s the challenge. ❞

❝ Oh, fucky ducky! ❞

❝ He wants Golden Globe Boxing! ❞

❝ You’ve spent a disproportionate amount of your life in air ducts. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. ❞

❝ [Muse Name] I’m Agent... . ... . ... ❞

❝ Unlock the godamn door! ❞

❝ I mean isn’t what you do help people when nobody else will? ❞

❝ No. ❞

❝ This is the first time you’ve seen this dress. ❞

❝ Baby’s got back. ❞

❝ Down goes Fraser! ❞

❝ Hips go into the punch, that’s my GIRL! ❞

❝ Stop, don’t teach people how to do that! ❞

❝ You callin’ me a liar? ‘Cause I’ll get ya on this fuckin’ plane and you’ll leave RIGHT now. ❞

❝ There’s a sub foundation for the buildings up above, you’re gonna-- You’re lookin at-- another go from me, ‘cause I just fucked up. ❞

❝ Unless you can lead-- unless you can read lips-- ❞

❝ Oh, Charlie... ❞

❝ What’s up boo, how you livin’? ❞

❝ When her mother passed, she -- fudge. ❞

❝ I don’t need no grill, I get my chicken from Popeye’s, 2.99 a bucket, what’s up? ❞

❝ He’s... Something. I blame [Muse Name]. ❞

❝ We looked EVERYWHERE, okay, from the farm- p-p-part-- Fuck. ❞

❝ These are the guy the people wssuwnpupupu? ❞

❝ What’s up [Muse Name]?~ ❞

❝ I can’t enjoy an orange soda?! ❞

❝ Well, then bring on the dancing [Muse Name]s! ❞

❝ Your husband’s video provided. Leverage. ❞

❝ Mattié used-- oh, fuck. ❞

❝ It’s okay. I got you some help. ❞

❝ Oh, thank god! I didn’t think black people existed in Portland, Oregon! I’m so happy to see you! ❞

❝ Of the cova-- fu-fu-fuga-- Fuckalola. ❞

❝ Hey baby, candy shop’s open, you in? ❞

❝ Donuts. Grumpy Santa pants. Chicken sticks. Gumdrops. Snowflake alley. My pants. ❞

❝ Hi. Welcome to my diner. Black Noodles. Mmm. ❞

❝ No, I will NOT play with your cock, Miss. ❞

❝ Teach me how to dance, teach me- teach me how to dance. ❞

❝ What’d you mean? ❞

❝ What I mean is; how’d you like a job? ❞

❝ I’m not picking up what you’re laying down. ❞

❝ Did you sell me out to FBI? Or CIA? ❞

❝ Why would I lie to you? ❞

❝ You have lying eyes-- you have a lying face. ❞

❝ ...I don’t feel like it. ❞

❝ You know who we CAN con? His parent. Their parents. A parent. Apparently. ❞

Everyone’s wondered it at some point: How do I turn animated GIFs into RP icons? Maybe you have a border you want to put on it that you’re not sure how to. Maybe you have a particular color scheme you edit onto your icons that’s harder to do with animations. Either way, this tutorial will show you how to do it!

Keep in mind, this is for GIMP. GIMP is free to download, but make sure your computer has the room for it!

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