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ENJOLRAS TRAVERS // PUREBLOOD

HOUSE: Ravenclaw

“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you've a ready mind, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind.”

( + / - ) intelligent, creative, individual, witty, accepting.

WAND: 12 1/4″ larch wood with a unicorn hair core and surprisingly swishy flexibility

LARCH WOOD; “Strong, durable and warm in colour, larch has long been valued as an attractive and powerful wand wood. Its reputation for instilling courage and confidence in the user has ensured that demand has always outstripped supply. This much sought-after wand is, however, hard to please in the matter of ideal owners, and trickier to handle than many imagine. I find that it always creates wands of hidden talents and unexpected effects, which likewise describes the master who deserves it. It is often the case that the witch or wizard who belongs to the larch wand may never realise the full extent of their considerable talents until paired with it, but that they will then make an exceptional match.” — Garrick Ollivander

UNICORN HAIR CORE; “Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may 'die' and need replacing.” — Garrick Ollivander

12 1/4 INCHES; “Most wands will be in the range of between nine and fourteen inches. While I have sold extremely short wands (eight inches and under) and very long wands (over fifteen inches), these are exceptionally rare. In the latter case, a physical peculiarity demanded the excessive wand length. However, abnormally short wands usually select those in whose character something is lacking, rather than because they are physically undersized (many small witches and wizards are chosen by longer wands).” — Garrick Ollivander

SURPRISINGLY SWISHY FLEXIBILITY *wand is just as wavering and unpredictable as Enjolras and his flames; “Wand flexibility or rigidity denotes the degree of adaptability and willingness to change possessed by the wand-and-owner pair - although, again, this factor ought not to be considered separately from the wand wood, core and length, nor of the owner’s life experience and style of magic, all of which will combine to make the wand in question unique.” — Garrick Ollivander

PATRONUS: Ragdoll Cat

“Ragdolls are one of the sweetest cats ever. They are so cuddly and want to be with you all the time. They will follow you around the house, playing gently with your shoestrings, charming everyone with their gentle and sweet personalities. While they may not be the most protective of cats, they will fill you with joy and happiness.”

Adventurer Archaeologist: Which makes her kicking open old vases looking for treasure all the more cringe.

Badass Bookworm: Lara. Sam's diaries talk about how Lara was more interested in ruins and history than checking out the local hot spots on previous "adventures", and that in college Sam had to practically drag Lara away from her books.

Doom Magnet: At some point, Lara regards herself as one and believes all the ones she cares about will die because of her.

Female Fighter, Male Handler: In the reboot games, various male characters sometimes brief Lara on her mission objectives throughout the game.

Feminist Fantasy: A young woman finds herself crashed on an island home to a violent murderous cult that only accepts men and brutally kills any women who happen upon the island. Said woman is forced to fight her way as an Army of One to save her friends and herself from them. Can it get more explicitly feminist than that?

Iconic Item: Lara's bow and arrows, as well as her ice axe.

Innocence Lost: Pretty much the whole point of the plot is watching Lara get torn apart and put back together in one long, brutal Break the Cutie moment.

Action Girl: As she is chased around the mansion, she's forced to get her hands dirty in order to survive. She's also just a normal woman with a normal life forced into a situation she never anticipated.

Action Dress Rip: She does this to her wedding dress in order to manoeuvre around easier and even puts on her converse. Her wedding dress acts as a clock, signalling how traumatised and brutalised she's been. It starts out clean and nice and eventually becomes irreparably wrecked as the night goes on.

Beware the Nice Ones: She's a caring girl who loves her future husband and family very much. After being relentlessly hunted by her in-laws for several hours, she has no trouble resorting to brutalising them to death. Especially with her newlywed husband, who she explicitly allows to die

Blood-Splattered Warrior: From the point that Grace first gets injured she slowly gets covered in more blood, getting coated in it when her in laws begin exploding by the end of the night

Final girl: This one needs no explanation

Foster Kid: She mentions she was this when she was younger, which is why she's excited to become part of the family since she's never had one before.

I Just Want to Be Loved: During her wedding, she confides in Becky that she always wanted a real family.

Laughing Mad: After the family fails to kill her before sunrise and Helene still attempts to kill her they all explode and Grace is left covered in their blood and laughing like mad.

Sir Swears-a-Lot: Curses more than anyone else in the movie. More than everyone else combined for that matter.