Jason: is that what we have?

Dick: you did it so we couldn’t escape at night under your nose and party with girls?

Bruce: no

Tim: or go visit your boyfriends?

Bruce: boyfriend…ssss?

Damian: or go kill people.

Bruce: WTF?

Jason: me having to ninja my huge ass through the house at night just to take an effing wee because of your fucking squeaky floors.

Bruce:

Bruce: I never installed any floors! It’s just an old house!

The boys:

Jason, wheezing: well I’m glad I didn’t admit anything stupid.

Tim: right, cus saying you were parkouring your fat ass through the house to take an ‘effing wee’ isn’t shameful.

Jason:

Jason: that was code I used for fucking Roy’s fat ass.

Meet Vibe! new Merch mimic OC by @the-hydroxian-artblog

She's a lizard ninja thats usually 6.4 inches tall or a yoyo, took this form after falling in love with the merch pool that are female protags in videogames, she leans towards Rouge the bat and Mai Shiranui. "Rare adult collector find"

Can be human sized

voice box has 16 phrases

Was pulled off kid toy shelves multiple times trying to get herself sold, rated at a 15+ toy for sharp edges and her curves

doesnt need voice box to talk of course

CAN get REALLY big too

Yoyo form is also TOO sharp

This is why I don’t tend to talk about stereotypical Ninja weapons in my videos!