Types Of People: Planets 🌞🌏🌕🪐🌑
Sun: beaming smiles, thick curly hair, freckles, gods and goddesses of ancient times, deep pigment highlighter, hugs that you melt into, low key mom friend, loud acts of kindness, keeping a scrunchie on your wrist, honeybees and sunflowers, “made of honey and glass”.
Mercury: iced coffee, twinkling eyes, trips over their words when they speak because their thoughts move too fast to communicate, flirts in a way that is both super obvious and totally ambiguous, sharp features, can rap that super hard verse in songs, knows all the latest gossip.
Venus: dances with their hips, boujee, rounded features, their vibe is attractive, nude sculptures and sketches, wrap skirts and low cut tops, super soft skin, floral printed scrunchies, has a tumblr aesthetics blog or Pinterest board, alluring in a soft way, fiercely protective of those close to them.
Earth: plant mom, denim / corduroy overalls, very vocal about issues like human rights and climate change, likes to or wants to travel, mud masks, makes lasting friendships, prefers beer or wine over spirits, down to earth, goes to farmers markets, has an unconventional pet.
Moon: cool toned skin, keeps things like ticket stubs and seashells, intuition guides them, high-key nester, is very particular about the people they surround themselves with, needs to feel loved but is embarrassed about it, listens to Adele and/or Ariana Grande, cold on the outside warm on the inside.
Mars: will fight you, heavy jackets, has a statement hairstyle, LOUD, has no filter when it comes to expressing their emotions, competitive, bold lipstick, low impulse control, collects knives or weapons of some kind, Bruh Girl, would fall asleep if forced to watch a romance movie.
Jupiter: has the highest alcohol tolerance of their friendship group, big heart, road trips with friends, low key into photography, defined eyebrows, thinks they’re average but everyone else idolises them, enjoys activities where they can work with their hands, seeks experiences.
Saturn: can pull off both gold and silver jewellery, probably interested in law or business studies, diplomatic and popular, a quiet but powerful vibe, would be intimidating if they weren’t so outwardly friendly, can be a little bit critical of their friends because they want to see them succeed.
Uranus: meme lord, sarcastic, has a tough exterior but a sensitive heart, claims to hate people but gets lonely easily, compliments people by insulting them, over analyses everything but acts like it’s no big deal, anxiety, likes science based topics and facts.
Neptune: art hoe, definitely owns at least one book of poetry, loose jeans, has an innocent vibe, passive aggressive, either sleeps too little or too much, has a playlist for every emotion they experience, dreamer, lily pads, has an emotional attachment to their belongings.
Pluto: leather boots, deep set eyes, impossible to forget but hard to remember, will get revenge on their friends behalf, that friend that is constantly disappearing but always there when you need them, a collection of traumatic experiences, edgy wallflower, listens to some seriously emo shit.
(PS I know the sun, moon and Pluto aren’t technically planets but they fit the vibe)
