My Everything

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

This one gets it

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

they call me profen because i be

i am once again fighting the urge to fake my own death, move to a small city, and open a little bakery/bookshop where people can escape from the harsh reality.

my cat just ran all the way up the stairs and i picked him up mid leap and turned him around and he went straight back down the stairs zero momentum lost 

wow I care about yin yu so much somehow