LITTLE ONE .

a collection of starters from the netflix original, santa clarita diet! feel free to change pronouns/names when necessary.

‘the less time spent at a crime scene, the better.’

‘i enjoy the internet.’

‘did this guy have a family?’

‘there was never a moment i wasn’t scared of you.’

‘you’re just a small, sad man.’

‘maybe you only treated me so badly because someone else did the same thing to you.’

‘still, you can suck my dick.’

‘your shirt’s torn, what happened?’

‘honey, i need you to do something for me.’

‘the food wasn’t that great. stay away from the clams.’

‘you have chunks of people in your freezer.’

‘you can’t just leave.’

‘i can’t be here if the police come.’

‘don’t treat it like a placemat at chilli’s.’

‘do i miss the way things were? sometimes.’

‘i think, maybe i was the dead one.’

‘i got tazed. that’s cool.’

‘and so, unable to say ‘no’ to authority, the teenager stupidly went below the house.’

‘no, seriously, don’t pass out.’

‘my sense of humour can be a real jerk sometimes.’

‘you got an expensive habit, loverboy.’

‘how very retro.’

‘did you follow me home?’

‘i love you, and we have each other. everything else, we can figure out.’

‘what the fuck is this?’

‘it’s my fault. all of it.’

‘really? no one’s gonna argue that?’

‘sometimes i do feel overwhelmed. everywhere.’

‘do you ever feel like your best isn’t enough?’

‘i never feel like i’m doing enough.’

‘finally, something wonderful is happening.’

‘don’t give up on me.’

‘i hope you don’t mind my calling.’

‘i’m as single as a hummingbird moth at the end of june. they mate at the beginning of june. i like science. and moths.’

‘we just broke up.’

‘channeling my bloodlust is key.’

‘he’s thinking… he’s thinking… he knows he screwed up…’

‘you are my beautiful wife.’

‘i don’t wanna lay low.’

‘i wanna make my mark. i wanna shake shit up.’

‘by god, i’m gonna have an apple today.’

‘what am i gonna do with you?’

‘don’t you start.’

‘you need to stop.’

‘why don’t you make me, officer?’

‘you’re too impulsive.’

‘you’re right, it’s too dangerous.’

‘if anyone investigates his disappearance, they could find it.’

‘i’m in a fucking bad mood.’

‘are you sure he lived alone?’

‘i keep thinking about what could’ve happened.’

‘do you wanna talk about it?’

‘i’m sorry. i should’ve been there.’

‘you’re here now, so…’

‘we kinda hit it off, and they’ve been texting me to hang out, so…’

‘we’re breaking and entering right now.’

“My name is ____. I’m the android sent by CyberLife.”

“You can’t kill me. I’m not alive.”

“I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar.”

“For your information, I’m worth a small fortune.”

“Wonders of technology, they can even program assholes these days.”

“Don’t put any more evidence in your mouth, you got it?”

“All ideas are viruses that spread like epidemics.”

“Is the desire to be free a contagious disease?”

“I know it hasn’t always been easy, but I want you to know that I really appreciated working with you.”

“I really mean that. At least, I think I do.”

“Painting is not about replicating the world, it’s about interpreting and improving on it, showing something you see.“

“Well he can kiss my ass, I’m old enough to choose my own medications.”

“Humans are fragile machines.”

“Don’t leave, okay? Please don’t go! Don’t leave.”

“Don’t let anybody tell you who you are.”

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.”

“A war is coming, you’ll have to choose your side.”

“What could be worse than having to choose between two evils?”

“Deciding who you are can be the hardest thing.”

“You know where you can stick your instructions?”

“Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features.”

“I was connected to it’s memory when it fired. I felt it die, like I was dying. I was scared.”

“I was scared.”

“You look human, you sound human, but what are you really?”

“I’m whatever you want me to be.’

“Hang on, hang on! We’re gonna save you, hang on!”

“You died in my arms and now you’re back here as if nothing happened. Fuck you!”

“One of you is my partner, the other is a sack of shit. Question is, who is who?”

“I’d give anything for us to be able to roll back the clock.”

“I don’t know what to do anymore. All of my options are bad ones. No matter what I decide, I know there will be blood.”

“I hope you make it out safely. You deserve some happiness.”

“When the world falls into darkness, some men have the courage to lead it out. You are one of those men.”

“Why do you never do what I say?”

“I was just a machine taking orders. It wasn’t really me.”

“You’ll have to protect yourself, and make your choices. Decide who you are, and wanna become“

“Your heart is troubled. A part of shadow and a part of light. Which will prevail?”

“You’re lost. You’re looking for something. You’re looking for yourself.”

“Forgetting who you are, to become what someone needs you to be, maybe that’s what it means to be alive.”