Happy Trails Partner

If I call someone girl or girlie it’s literally like the highest position in society to me it’s above colonel or chief or captain or president if I call someone a man it’s like I’m spitting on him what’s so hard to understand about that

please please please love on your animal just a little more you will never regret it

I’d totally have sex with a Machamp. I don’t give a fuck. Look how many arms he got. Probably be the best sex of my life.

anti vegans be like: I could never go vegan because vegan alternatives just can't match the texture and taste of gorgonzola stuffed baked cod with smoked steak bits on top served with heavy cream bechamel sauce, a dish which is both essential for my health (I'm allergic to literally all other foods on planet earth) and which I eat every single day of my life.