Taco the City Dog

Now just so I’m clear...you’re telling me that even when he gets IN the box of his own free will, we can’t ship him off to Grammy and PopPop’s for a few nights? 📦📬😏 #imnotjealous #ijustwantalltheattention #siblingproblems

If it’s Sunday...it’s football 🏈(and posing, apparently?💁‍♂️) #sundayfootball #lowkeysunday

Look! It’s Sweet Potato Boy and his sidekick Turkey Taco off to spread the word of Thanksgiving! 🦃🍗 #superheropose #savingtheworld #oneturkeyatatime

Thankful for #tacoandchalupa hugs and turkey leg headwear. 🍗👦🏼🐼🍗 #happythanksgiving #love #family (📸: @aimberman)

Resting up before the mania of 🦃 day. There are just So. Many. Kids. 😅😬🐼 🦃👶👧🧒👦🧒🦃 Can’t wait to see you, fam! 👋 #thanksgiving

When your potty training boot camp weekend ends with a trip to the ER to get stitches, lots and lots of cuddles are in order! 💙💗💙 #anotherkindofpottytrainingaccident #pottytrainingsucks

Choosing #saturdaysnuggles over frozen undies. Because cold weather and potty training do NOT mix. #pottytrainingbootcamp #toddlerproblems

Hump day got me like 😶🐪 #mood

Channeling this gloomy, rainy Monday on the couch with my @shopwaggo ⚡️ keeping me company

Netflix and chill because it’s cold AF outside ❄️. #nopantsnoproblem #saturdaynight #pottytraining #toddlerproblems

#tbt to short sleeves and 🍓🍓 because it’s cold AF now (sigh) So we are completely obsessed with our new toy from @clickandgrow. We’ve named him Herb (get it?🌱). We grew these kickass tiny sweet 🍓🍓🍓 this summer and now we’re about to start growing 🍅🍅🍅! Check out @_funwithfood for a video of Chalupa feeding me the strawberry out of his mouth baby bird style 🐣You can also follow along from “planting” to eating at @_funwithfood and read more on our blog (link in the bio!).

For all the time we’re spending in the bathroom, I’m starting to think we should call it #toilettuesday 🙄🚽 #seriouslythough #whyisthissohard #pottytraining #thestruggleisreal

When you’re trying to watch #mondaynightfootball and can’t see the screen 😲👇 #downinfront #mondaysbelike

Congrats to everyone running the @nycmarathon today!! We’ll be cheering you on from riiiight here. In bed. Because running is for crazy people 😬🏃‍♀️🏃😂 #sundaymorning #professionalcuddler #availableforbookings (at TCS New York City Marathon)

TFW you just really want to give someone a hug. 🤗 #saturdaysnuggles #tacoandchalupa #love

A #tbt #thirstythursday twofer... because puddle jumping/bathing (😬) with 2/3 of @ajrbrothers is hard work! #citykids #puddlebath ☔️💦 (at Hudson River Park)

Oh also... 🥑🍞 #basic #halloween #avocadotoast #chalupasidea