i reblog stuff and make lame jokes

I wish someone would throw money at me for eating food like this dude does to the cat

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do you ever want to pee, but it’s 3am and you heard a weird noise outside your room 5 minutes ago and you dont want to be eaten by satan or lose a kidney so you just hold it in, hide under the blanket and drown in your own neck sweat?

going into 2021 like

mood for 2019

*2020

I took a nap and dreamed that a cow started levitate over a 15 meter tall wall

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

this gif will be 1000 times better when I get reincarnated

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

I’m that person who everyone thinks is super sweet and adorable but actually I’m plotting the murder of several people