Naked and afraid and loathing

well name our children Pancho and Lefty, raise 'em on rhythm and blues

every like 3 days i see another headline that's like Medical Professionals Caution that RFK Jr "May Not Be a Real Doctor"

every body say "thank you, Philip Glass, for house music"

Pastor? Darn near Rector!

i feel like i'm going crazy are we not all seeing how Google's enshittifying search to AI search thing is working???

Render! Render! Render a man unto Ceasar!

you gotta treat it like a job: resent it's existence and define yourself by it entirely

my job in the apocalypse will be Despondent Wanderer

booty skort that says My Political Opinions Are Nuanced

three vodka red bulls and whatever the lady wants

Big Herbivore doesn't want you to know this but like the best part of being vegan is people love asking if you're doing it for health reasons. yeah man tater tots and bang energy i've never felt better

only deigning to eat one piece of pasta, call me princess MonoGnocci

quite possibly my worst trait is enjoying movies where a cary grant type woos a woman by being mean and chain smoking at her