I got a lust for lies...

"Surprisingly, yeah.  I used to be so afraid of spiders when I was younger.  Now I can’t help but think highly of them."

"For some reason I've always been attracted to things that normally people don't like... *shrugs*  Guess I'm just weird."

"I’m not surprised.  There’s spiders crawling all over this house.  Where’d you find him anyway?"

"In the bathroom... Lil cutie isn't he?"

"A tenant of sorts.."

Oh, I have no problem  believing that. This house is filled with 'em.

"I hope I didn’t offend…"

No, not at all.

"I didn’t. It was just a joke in bad taste." 

Oh... woops.

"Well, I suppose that’s a good thing. Considering our venue."

Oh, did you mean 'help mentally'?

Oh.

Um... I don't think so. I don't need help with anything.

I didn’t want to bring it over you, gosh sorry. I will just shut up then.

Whatever suits you best...

"And I kind of wish I had a bottle of whiskey right now. So I guess this sucks for both of us."

Geez, what's up your butt and why did you feel the need to bring it over to me?

Risky? Sounds like fun to me. I love a challenge.

All right, let's do it. Show me how to smoke.

I wouldn’t have made it here as long as i did with out the vice.

If you’re good at hiding it, who’s gonna find out? Besides, those profiles don’t mean shit. And even if they did, I’d just break in and change ‘em.

Seems like a pretty risky thing to do for someone you don't know.

But if your already here who cares at this point!

I guess you're right.

Sure, why not? It’s a great way to waste time. Gives you something to do with your hands.

I don't really think adding an addiction to cigarette's is gonna look good on my profile though. Means I'm not making any progress.

You wanna learn?

You wanna teach me how to smoke?