divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

til my self sabotage do us apart

hey why aren’t you groping me? do you hate me?

What’s a girl gotta do to get spanked and fucked to tears??

is it so silly to want someone that jacks off to pictures of your face

second base is when I show you my pokemon binder

"Is squirt pee" brother who CARESSSSSS. Worst case scenario u made a woman feel so good she pissed herself how is that a net negative to your image

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die