Evileye989 (artist)

Poor Unfortunate Sinners

Alastor: The only way to get what you want is to have power of your own and the information I have will give you it!!

Charlie: Can you do that?

Alastor: My dear, sweet lost soul, that's what I do, it's what I live for

To help unfortunate sinners like yourself

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

(Alastor sings)

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a Demon

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Redeemed, seen the light, and made a switch

True? Yes

And I fortunately know a little voodoo

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And dear Charlie, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, the lonely, and desprite,... pathetic... Hahahaha

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one longing to be stronger

That one wants to keep their power

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to my tower!

Crying, "deals, Alastors, please!"

And I help them!

Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

(Charlie and Alastor spoken)

Alastor: Have we got a deal?

Charlie: If I agree to your deal, then I can save my hotel? But... What would i...?

Alastor: Just a simple little deal my dear!

Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?

Oh, and there is one more thing

We haven't discussed the subject of payment...

Charlie: But I don't have-

Alastor (Comes in holding Charlie's shoulders from behind): I'm not asking much, just a token really, a trifle

What I want from you is one little favour at a time of my choosing...

Charlie: But I don't want to hurt anyone-

Alastor: You won't have to! Thats the beauty of a deal isn't it!?

And don't underestimate the importance of clauses, ha!

(Sung by alastor)

The Angels up there don't like the idea of redemption!

They think a princess with ideas is a bore

Yet in hell it's much prefered for sinners to not to rebel!

And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with redemption

True Angels avoid it when they can

But they swipe and mare and kill

On all the sinners who you want to protect!

It's the princess with the power who holds the most special kind of strength so

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead!

Make your choice!

I'm a very busy overlord and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just a favour!!!

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad but true

If you want to save your friends, my sweet

You've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and shake my hand!

Hahahaha

Look now boys, now I've got her,

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul!

(Spoken by Alastor putting his hand out to Charlie again)

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY BODY JUST DECIDED FOR ME!!

So I'mma put up a pole for this it's for @elsa-fogen incompatible frequencies I've got two ideas pick which one you like the sound of best! I will work on it this weekend! So vote soon!

Blinded au @elsa-fogen

Alastor (opens a portal) : "everyone get in! "

(Cast jumps into a hole and it seals up.)

Angel: "it's so dark in here I can't see anything"

Alastor: "oh no what a nightmare!"

Meetings comic by @elsa-fogen and honestly omg I love this one! 😂😂😂😂

As always surprise at the end of the video!

@elsa-fogen hope I made you proud!

~Vox CEO of Voxtech

A. His ears broke for a 3rd time and I needed to replace the motor ears again!!

B. Being a huge procrastination on even finishing it before fan fusion or before anime con!

C. BECAUSE MY ADHD IS A NIGHTMARE!!

I literally have half a coat finished no liner no cuffs or hearts on the pattern made! Just his shoes and pants! So please all of you yell at me to work on it this weekend!