*explosion noises*

I matched with two really cute nb people on ~The Apps~ so I'm hoping this is a good start to pride month

Update: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

Dick from a man who is just so fucking weird

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

Dana White is the head of the UFC. He is buddy-buddy with Vince McMahon, head of the WWE. Vince McMahon is the husband of Linda McMahon, the head of the Department of Education. This tracks severely.

i fucking hate it here god nuke us all

It's also worth mentioning that Dana White has spoken at the last three Republican National Conventions.

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.