@t00lb0xx

@t00lb0xx

@t00lb0xx

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

@t00lb0xx​

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

Someone please do a text I’d without all the emojis I’m too tired to.

@author-of-worlds

@author-of-worlds

You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.

@author-of-worlds

playing hide and seek alone like in the Creepy pasta but the doll is spamton

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

no game has felt worth 60$ since games became 60$

The only games I felt were worth $60 cost like $19.99 and were made by three developers in a shed with GoFundMe money.

...oh

so i read books like a formula 1 car on cocaine because of my profound ignorance of how nerotypicals use communication. this part can be pretty hard to teal with sometimes.

okay but the real question is why did a blog that just makes the same post over and over again with slightly altered images you can make in like 1 minute tops need like 12 different mods and a discord to communicate between them and why did they all hate eachother like this really seems like the most avoidable drama in existence its like a fireman dousing himself in gasoline before entering a burning building