Im happy, hurting, and healing at the same time. dont ask me how

no more trusting people without a blood pact first

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant

he’s right behind me isn’t he

good going, now the internet is haunted.

Explains the state of things.

I think is called the autism

If you make an ad that can’t be muted or skipped you should go to jail for ten trillion years

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

if i knew y'all were gonna positive-memes my post like this i would've just hit discard draft

i’m gonna make you a soup