we built this yuri!!

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

Call her nothing the way I'm uninvolved with her in every way. And ☝️ a cold wind blows across a vast grey desert.

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

what are three thousand things you associate with me