Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

they need to start making testosterone you can apply as lip gloss

oh thats not a chastity cage. yeah no thats a muzzle. if my penis bites one more person theyre gonna have it euthanized

in the russian sleep experiment the guys only went crazy because the researchers told them they weren't allowed to have sex with each other in there

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

you can't even crucify people anymore. because of Woke

My name is 46 years old and my favourite entertainment is car facts

lemme grind my pussy on this stalagmite real quick lol