“Marv”

I’m not any more funny or likable on tumblr than I am on Twitter … can’t figure out the issue

Well done to Morocco; I’m sure all my Moroccan mutuals are like “fuck it, let’s smoke some crack”

Experienced but only semi-fit Lukaku on to try and save Belgium … the lack of a fit, world-class forward has hurt them massively at this WC

Messi, great as he is, has always been inconsistent taking free kicks … it’s one of the few weaker points in his arsenal despite a number of highlight reel FKs, his success rate is poor … but nobody’s going to tell him “no” in the World Cup

I’ve watched today’s matches on Telemundo because I’d rather not understand 95% of the commentary than listen to an American butcher it

Shocking complacency in the French defense … they might blow this yet

Rubbish corner from the GREASEMAN…

Oh!!! The Danes strike back via corner… set-pieces are so often the lifeline and so it proves once again … I haven’t seen a Dane pounce on a snack like that since Scooby Doo 🤣👉

Thank god the geniuses at FIFA are expanding this already bloated tournament to 48 goddamned teams so we can be treated to more absolute football sewage like this … the ball has been on the ground for about 25% of this match… makes Graham Taylor’s England look like Spain 2010 … garbage

My god this Tunisia side are a bunch of kicking, shoving twats … Australia are rubbish, of course but it’s mainly Tunisia to blame for this international match that looks more like Gillingham taking on Doncaster Rovers … dreadful stuff