welcome to my twister mind

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

Put me on the board, Matt. I am the top Tumblrista. I am elite. Some call me the Gore Vidal of microblogging. My posts have won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry and have been subject to zero congressional investigations. I was a member of the Nixon Administration, but NOT one of the ones that did Watergate.

Put me on the board, Matt. I do all of my blogging from a castle on a fog-shrouded mountainside because I am hereditary Monégasque nobility. All of the young men who flock to my beautiful home because of my good posts tell all their friends that the experience is “exquisite,” “definitely safe,” and that I have “never tortured anyone.”

Put me on the board, Matt. They say I am the second coming of Christ because when I was born the midwives experienced an ecstasy so great they were forced to dance. When people lick my head they have vivid hallucinations, like one of those toads. I can shoot lazers from my eyes.

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice