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time. 27. they/he. part of the shrink ray system. blog is nsfw and meant for adults.

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*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

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you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.
goodluck taking the rest of it.
shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account
i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"
Steven Universe debate chamber
do you think that it is harmful to spread misinformation as an April Fool's joke?
I think everyone should lie all of the time. I think we should live inside of a dream indistinguishable from reality

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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
Tumblr Advisor Board
I think it could be cool to put together a board of the top Tumblristas in the world, that could see previews of what's coming up and advise on strategic direction. Who should be on it?
Put me on the board, Matt. I am the top Tumblrista. I am elite. Some call me the Gore Vidal of microblogging. My posts have won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry and have been subject to zero congressional investigations. I was a member of the Nixon Administration, but NOT one of the ones that did Watergate.
Put me on the board, Matt. I do all of my blogging from a castle on a fog-shrouded mountainside because I am hereditary Monégasque nobility. All of the young men who flock to my beautiful home because of my good posts tell all their friends that the experience is “exquisite,” “definitely safe,” and that I have “never tortured anyone.”
Put me on the board, Matt. They say I am the second coming of Christ because when I was born the midwives experienced an ecstasy so great they were forced to dance. When people lick my head they have vivid hallucinations, like one of those toads. I can shoot lazers from my eyes.
do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?
i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death
"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"
-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves
Am I missing extremely important context
Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

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i need to get into cars
they have doors which help with this
most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice
There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.
[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]