Yah, SURE, lolololol i dont need anyones help when i got myself!

Why do i feel everyone just texts me when they need something

In two days is friday... and you know what tha means...

Being asexual since last year might be the best decision ive ever made like, eugh no i dont want to have sex every weekend, i want to make cookies while my beautiful wife hugs me and kisses me, i also want to have a cat and watch scary movies at night while eating the cookies we made.

Well yeah, i pretend i'm Serial Designation J after a hard day making myself an Old Fashioned cocktail and no one will ever change that.

I LOVE women. And no amount of extremely handsome men will change that.

Ah, my liver hurts again fuck