ATTENTION ALL BEAUTIFUL CITIZENS OF MY FACILITY!

Like syringeon doesn't admit it even to himself but if Banban was repurposed he'd poison all the worker's coffees or something or choke or stab as many as he could before the "rebellion" gets put down, still naming his love "the favourite experiment" because he's Syringeon.

And banban sees Syringeon as a father figure and the only one close to him so like obviously he'd come to him to vent and talk about his achievements and would crash tf out if Syringeon was murdered or repurposed or anything of the sort unless he knows he's the favourite experiment guy

The "i had this for one day but if anything happens to him I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself" dadson. And the perfect balance of being the only ones who'd understand eachother and ultimately be arranged to be together by fate and straight up unhinged and doomed because they both ARE unhinged and doomed in a way i love it absolutely

LOVE YOURSELF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yesss yes yes yes yes

but they're a banjo too ngl