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say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive

blurr

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

Alexa release the serotonin

Don’t hire this cleaning service

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

The finesse with each wipe, that mess doesn’t stand a chance

those who scream together stay together

describe your aesthetic in four words go

homeade bong im 11

I can fast travel in real life

How does it work

Medically induced coma and an uber

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

what the fuck are those

Those are children