This Really Rains My World

@lurantis-lura

Smells like coin in elevator. Some one walked their pet penny ?

Executioners hood but its got lacy white frills that never seem to get stained

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of gilded socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

@lurantis-lura

anthropomorphic lizard in the panera bread parking lot is swaying her voluptuous hips at me. which could mean nothing

of course it would be terrible for the great serpent to give birth that's why we can't allow it to happen ever ever ever ever [beat] unless

(mad) she fucked the great serpent!