write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

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write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

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im going to fix my entire life
When?
Like Um. later
The Eridian science teams try soooo hard to be soooo normal about Grace. "He helped save our entire planet, we cant experiment on him!" "Hes a whole ass intelligent being, the biodome isnt like a zoo enclosure at all we swear." "Rocky might actually kill us if we try and add enrichment things to the biodome just to see what happens. It'll seem like an insult to Grace's intelligence."
Meanwhile Grace is just waiting in anticipation for someone to ask for a chunk of his hair or something. Hes lowkey curious as to what theyd find. Hes fine with being a creature to them its chill he gets it as a fellow intellectual and all around curious guy who insisted on watching Rocky eat.
Turns out you can win at tagging.
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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here
I DO need to see him whimpering whining and writhing unfortunately
By Matteo Pugliese
According to Andy Weir's Eridian biology document, Eridians are better multitaskers than humans will ever be, but the trade off is they're physically incapable of locking in. SO funny to me. Yes this species can build a diorama while simultaneously blitzing through mathematics equations and also partaking in intense gossiping, but they cannot do any of those things for longer than, like, half an hour without going crazy. Species of supercomputers cursed with the TikTok attention span.
Rocky mocks Grace when he says that Rocky is distracting him by starting complex conversations while he's Trying To Do Science. "Human brain have to stop activity just because talking question? Useless! One track mind!"
Then Grace is on hour six of his "trying to recreate skittles" hyperfocus and Rocky is like What The Fuck. Statement.
Yeah human brains can only do a single very consuming task at a time but it can do it for a very long time. The one track in our one track minds spans multiple countries. Persistence predators, babey.
i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"

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I've received a handful of commissions to draw people's pets and monks but this is definitely my favorite one so far
(blue death feigning beetles)
we noticed the position its actual limbs were in and spent a few minutes aggressively squatting at each other with our arms out
that's goddess pose
holy shit it sure is
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
Image description: photo of a brown sign with white text that reads: "You can't save everything cute, eat everything that tastes good, and kill everything you're afraid of and expect a working ecosystem to come out of it." -- Flip Nicklin, wildlife photographer
Image source: photograph by op
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy

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some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)
the post about people being silly about nationalities and country names is on my dash again and it reminded me of some extreeeeemely ridiculous interactions I've had with people about aotearoa. including but not limited to:
someone saying "ah yes. the continent of 'aotearoa' lol that's definitely how it's spelt" before telling me with much frustration that "it's spelt AUSTRALIA" after mentioning it in a conversation on discord
being asked with full sincerity "aotearoa? is that like narnia or something?" (after I mentioned Real World Context about ecology here)
mentioning that I was going down south to see the southern alps and having someone respond "alabama? or another state?"
someone saying "oh you're visiting hawaii, nice" after I mentioned a few towns I would be visiting on a road trip (rotorua, taupō, ahuriri, etc)
bonus: people misspelling it as aorta or areola or ateroa or aroterra. I love you all. it's aotearoa [:
it's shocking how many times I have to say "no, that's a real country in polynesia, and I live there" but it DOES make me giggle whenever people find a creative new way to be confused about the existence of these islands