Church of burnt romances

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23

dear god do I want to make a period joke so bad

what do red pandas even do

“Hear me out” and then it’s just a photo of Mary Goore