Not A Parasite.

Opal was horrific but Easy To Breathe fuckin slaps so it’s all worth it.

Posts that make me turn evil and feral at the same time

Yanno? I’m kinda glad my following is so tiny. Feels more comfortable. Intimate even.

That sure was a lot of attention I just got. Y’all’re real interested in learning about my sexy stuff huh? That was fun.

Oh definitely when I know I’ve turned somebody on. Teasing and foreplay is really fun, especially getting physical confirmation that I’ve gotten what I’m after in the form of a hardon under me from my lap seat. That’s my answer to both questions.

My insides are like a maze y’know? There’s stuff in there that I don’t even know about myself. Being partially non-euclidean is fun like that. 

Yeah kisses in fun places sounds nice in theory, even if I’m more inclined to bump foreheads affectionately. Popcorn kisses sound... Like they’d turn me into a small puddle. I’ll be real. Soft affection stabs me in a tender spot.

Pass.

I guess a downside would be that I don’t have a mouth and refuse to make one? So a beej is straight out if that’s what you’re after. I also don’t have a neck and refuse to make one of those, so choking is out too if that’s what you’re into.