bad luck

how do 17 thousand people have such undeveloped brains

Wonder if she understands that the phrase 'almost caught' implies that depp did in fact commit the crimes and that justice was thwarted 🤔

feeling like the spokeswomen for the entirety of the female sex rn

ok as the spokeswoman for women i think anime should be for girls only men can go watch fail compilations

feeling like the spokeswomen for the entirety of the female sex rn

ok as the spokeswoman for women i think anime should be for girls only men can go watch fail compilations

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

you will live to see tumblr features beyond your comprehension

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

“You gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way” is such a raw line you’d think it was from Tracy Chapman’s fast car. And it is in fact from Tracy Chapman’s fast car.

are we gonna do this "actually Amber Heard was the abuser" shit every two months until we die like is that it

what do you all gain from defending a 55 year old man who was getting drunk and assaulting people in public even before Amber Heard was born? Depp is not only a violent asshole but also a creep who dated Winona Ryder when she was 17 and he was 26 and then Kate Moss when she was 20 and he was 31. Do you dumbasses really think if there was substantial proof of alleged abuse Amber Heard perpetuated Depp's lawyers wouldn't have used it to avoid paying a 7 million dollar alimony? (all of which Heard donated to charity by the way) Johnny Depp is near bankruptcy and he is trying to get his money back and you dumbass woke genzennials are helping him in his smearing campaign for free

She literally fucking ADMITTED that she lied about it like please use google

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals