Lady Safira

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i love when ppl are nice and polite it’s so much easier to deal with life

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

Albert went in 😂😂

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

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something get this for me for my bday I’ll name my first born after you

Stick my phone on my ass, thats a booty call

now your phone can give the succ

So now I can take photos of myself and it will look like other person took It so people will think that I have friends

True.