yo, la peor de todas

ive been a real dumb bitch lately

It is a typical 96 (35.5 celsius) but humidity factored in it is 113 (45 celsius), my phone and sunglasses fog up immediately when i leave the apartment, and im covered in 600 mosquito bites......its summer and i love it bbs!!!!!!!!

i am in my own little fucked up part of the world, and we’re all in our own little fucked up parts of the world 

i think im too selfish to be good at the career i chose and i also think i need to move for my personal development but i love my friends in my hometown but i know many of them will move away soon and i will get left behind, i dont have a husband, I’m 28 and everyday i become more and more infertile, and i dont have much but i think im going to Il de Re this summer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I need to move to Chicago and marry a Polish electrician

when he starts playing with her blood clot in I May Destroy You...LMAO

I don’t actually know what “anti-inflammatory” means but I believe in it like a religion

it should be illegal to have a metal bed frame

Maybe, in a literal sense, I am a 27 year old who has had sex. BUT in also maybe, a much more real sense…. I am a 30 year old virgin

If you see me at the grocery buying pizza and NyQuil do not interact

When people call January 6th a coup i cringe so hard I almost give myself diarrhea