oh, tree! where’s my ass?

okay okay okay ART drone shutting down/being reabsorbed by ART prime was a very dramatic and sad and touching moment BUT. it will never not be absolutely fucking hilarious that the last conversation it had with ART prime was “was it fucking Holism that came here it WAS” and then promptly shut down. Realized Holism was here and had nothing to live for anymore. died instantly. im sobbing

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

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Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

i haven't been touching any of the recent sanderson stuff (my burnout on him was so high by the time i finished rhythm of war that I haven't been interested in reading any of his other books that have come out since). so with some distance, i can truly say. i think they should resurrect elhokar just to let moash kill him again

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Harrow The Ninth is primarily an exploration of the question “What if you were coworkers Forever”

#Baru takes out that brick and bashes it against her head at least once a book (via @jacubesilvora )

call me a crackpot conspiracy theorist but i dont think its a coincidence that right around the time the us and uk governments were going mask-off transphobic and directly instructing intelligence agencies to treat trans activists as "violent extremists" english speaking social media became flooded w discourse driving a wedge between two of the largest subcomminities of trans ppl, with tons of definitely super real accounts posting shit like "grrr im a trans man and i think whiney feminist trans women should shut their bitch mouths and get back in the kitchen" or "grrrrr i think we should kill all men ESPECIALLY trans men and btw im a totally real trans woman"

im not saying trans ppl are incapable of being transphobic. lots of ppl are assholes and some of those assholes happen to be trans. but if ur constantly focusing on trans ppl like theyre the main driving force of transphobia in society, while cis politicians are actively dismantling our rights, then ur acting like a fed and im gonna treat u like one. we need to stop fighting each other and start fighting together

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”