𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐃.

“i  would  definitely  marry  theo.  i  mean,  have  you  seen  the  guy?  he’s  absolutely  gorgeous  —  i  don’t  think  i’d  ever  get  tired  of  seeing  that  face  around  the  house.  so,  who  would  i  fuck  between  amelia  and  andromeda?  can  i  just  choose  both?  i  don’t  really  want  to  murder  either  of  them,  honestly.  i  guess  if  i  really  had  to  make  a  choice,  wand  to  my  throat,  i’d  probably  fuck  amelia  and  kill  andromeda.  sorry,  black,  you’re  hot  and  all  but  bones  seems  a  bit  more...  agreeable.” 

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"well, let's get the obvious out of the way first, shall we? i'd punch benjy because he's an asshole and would probably deserve it, for one reason or another." she rolled her eyes in exasperation before taking another sip of her drink. "i'd pinch sturgis — i mean, come on, he's head boy, i'd practically be begging for detention if i decided to slap him. so... sorry, caradoc, but that means you would get slapped."

THREE (3) CHOICES ;

Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.

💍 - fuck, marry, kill. 💎 - unsex, divorce, revive. 💋 - hug, cuddle, kiss. 💫 - fight, tickle, insult. 🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. 🥊 - pinch, slap, punch. ✨ - summon, banish, absorb. 🔗 - handcuff, tie up, pin down. 🦷 - lick, suck, bite. 🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. ☕ - get coffee with, go out to dinner with, steal their food. 💤 - sleep with fully clothed, sleep with in underwear, sleep with naked. 💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. 🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. 🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost. 🔛 - make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with. 🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with. 💬 - SEND IN YOUR OWN THREE OPTIONS NOT LISTED ABOVE!

       “ hey,  sybill, “  evan said,  offering her a tired echo of her lively smile;   when she was next to him,  he gently knocked his side against hers,  upping the playfulness in body language if his grin wasn’t quite as peppy.   he was happy to see her,  even if the first quidditch practice after tryouts had taken it out of him.   “ you know I’m always happy to give you the gift of my company,  babe,  just say the word. “   it was easy to let his grin broaden naturally when she pulled out her joint and lighter.   he cocked his head at her,  teasing.   “ especially since you always seem to know just what I need.  I won’t even make a shitty joke about us already being pretty high up in the tower. “ 

he  scoffed   ,   waving  his  hand  as  if  the  idea  was  ridiculous   .   “   you’d  have  better  luck   .   apparently  i’m   ‘  a  danger  to  myself  and  those  around  me   ′    .   ”   his  words  were  delivered  with  an  exaggerated  old  lady  voice   ,   accompanied  only  by  his  usage  of  air  quotes .   pomfrey  had  never  been  his  biggest  fan   ;   not  with  all  the  broken  bones  and  bloodied  noses  he  caused   .   “  bitch  .   ”

“   fuck  off   .   it’s  not  insensitive  if  it’s  true   .   ”

“  …   you  know  i’m  fuckin’  right   !   the  power  of  rock  could  EASILY  wake  that  girl  from  her  coma  .   ”

( syndey sweeney, twenty, cis woman, she/her ) hey, is that SYBILL TRELAWNEY wandering the halls without a companion? the SIXTH YEAR is getting bold. and here I thought the RAVENCLAW was always more empathetic, whimsical, & clever. but then they are also known to be capricious, remiss, & hypocritical, so maybe that makes sense. these hard times are enough to change anybody, I suppose. and did you hear people are saying they’re in THE ORDER? rumors fly when people are cooped up.  here, I’ll show you — SYBILL always reminded me of mascara running down flushed cheeks, golden locks thrown into a haphazard bun, bright eyes and an even brighter smile, a mountainous pile of books; waiting patiently to be cracked open, and intentionally mismatched socks. and I’ve heard SHE’S LYING ABOUT BEING A SEER. let’s hope the HALFBLOOD doesn’t get attacked by the beast. or let’s at least hope that rumor doesn’t get back to them before they do.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳  𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘺.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳  𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥.

𝐬𝐲𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥  𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐲  —  𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥  𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞  —  .