- slides Thatch and Akane to you for the ship meme (if you're still accepting them) -
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
{ I am always accepting Thatchkane thank u very much }
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! (As in, I really miss these two interacting! ;-;) | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Until… Thatch dies. ;-; In an AU where he survives his encounter with Blackbeard, I can see them lasting for quite a long time. Years, if things go well.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Who fell in love first? When did it happen? I’m honestly not sure. I think it was a mutual development between the two of them. I believe Thatch felt attraction to her first though right?
How was their first kiss? - They haven’t kissed yet (ಥ_ʖಥ)
Who is the best man/men? - Marco, Izo, Ace, all 1600 Whitebeard men probably
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Rosa ( @xmelodiious ) would definitely be the maid of honour, and the rest of Akane’s sisters would probably be the bride’s maids c:
Who did the most planning? - I feel like Thatch actually would? He’d be so into it tbh
Who stressed the most? - Thatch
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big | It’s a Whitebeard family wedding… I can only imagine how grand it would be LOL
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Blackbeard.
Who is on top? - Thatch, but they switch the roles often
Who is the one to instigate things? - Akane would be cheeky like that
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 tbh | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Two or three rounds on average
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Akane would want to please him and she would, but Thatch, oh man Thatch is such a considerate lover and I feel like he would do so much to make her feel good
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 (depends) | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Maaybe one or two? I feel like they would be the kind of couple that says they won’t have kids but end up with 7 or something
How many children will they adopt? - If they ever found a young orphaned child and they both felt it was right, they would definitely adopt them
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Thatch
Who is the stricter parent? - Akane probably
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Thatch
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Thatch
Who is the more loved parent? - Thatch
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Akane, or both?
Who cried the most at graduation? - Thatch
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both… they’re pirates *cough*
Who does the most cooking? - Thatch
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Akane
Who does the grocery shopping? - Thatch
How often do they bake desserts? - OFTEN. Akane isn’t the best at baking, but she would have lots of fun baking with Thatch. It would be bonding time for them :’)
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lovers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Thatch
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Akane
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Akane
Who cleans the room? - Either or both
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Thatch
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Akane
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Thatch
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Akane
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - I think Thatch would actually
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They would use that as bonding time together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Literally every holiday. I’m 99% sure on this.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Honestly just… loving each other wholly, and cherishing their days together. In an AU where Thatch survives, the two of them would be so painfully aware that life could end at any moment and that they should appreciate the days they had together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Akane
Who plays the most pranks? - I think it could go either way. Both have their serious and silly sides.
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