SXSW HEADLINES

An age old question. Love the seriousness of the camel case.

But who will relieve us of wearable pain?

Micropayments for an ape shitting on you are the new hotness

Has it been a year? Yaaaaaaaawn let’s dust off the old headline search engine and see if we can’t find some artisanal VR ride-sharing experiences to engage with, shall we?

lol

Adweek sure as shit ain't over it yet.

What's the body count on that journey, btw?

Nope.

Engage with brands to the max

To drink.

“Branded networking, now with namaste” Nice dek.

It’s raining dumb headlines at VentureBeat

Kittens will be dispatched to those dying inside.

Because it has to be said.

Hustle, hustle.

What, no film invited to your mosh pit? Pshaw.

Spoiler: "during SXSW, cocaine is the cat's pajamas."