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lately people here are bleeding jokes dry in a day and a half. "i could fix him" "my mom sold me to" i want to crack this website open like a coconut and drain the ones and zeros out and blend them into a piña colada

Wolfwalkers’ budget was 12 million dollars (10 million euros) and Pixar’s Soul budget was 150 million dollars, does Pixar burn money to make their engines work or something

hey if you’re disabled or chronically ill & have a hard time standing i want you to know that it’s ok to sit down when able bodied people wouldn’t or aren’t. not just in the context of using a wheelchair but just like. whenever. pull up a stool in front of the stove when you make mac & cheese. kneel on a chair in front of the sink when you’re washing the dishes. going outside to smoke/wait for a cab/whatever? pop a squat on the sidewalk/curb/stoop. get a shower chair. it’s not weird or shameful to minimize your pain & it’s not worth wasting spoons just because “normal people would do it standing up”

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time