Luca/Crab, 19, she/her. Writer, artist, creature of whimsical proportions and above all else a professional yapper. (Art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/crab-crasherz)
Hi, I'm Luca or Crab- either works. If you recognise this username, you may know me for my AO3 account where I write silly words and publish them for my future employers to find later. I have no idea how to use tumblr and frankly I'm scared to learn, but I wanted an excuse to have another platform to go batshit crazy on. So, what do we gotta know about silly lil me?
•I write stories. I also take requests for stories. Please give me requests. Please. Pretty please.
•So long as you don't perceive me as male, I legitimately could not care less how you refer to me. She/her is preferred, but xe/xem fuckin' rocks too. 'Male' terms (dude, bro, sir etc) are fine, I don't care- so long as you don't see me as. A guy. I dunno, it's weird. I'm a man in the sense of boats and cars being women. Also, no he/him, thank you. Makes me feel sticky. Eurgh.
•I'm prone to cursing a lot, so I'm sorry if that gets irritating at any point.
•I genuinely never shut the hell up. I'm insufferable. Do not bring up my interests around me unless you want me to ramble for seven hours.
•IRELAND RAHHHHH (I take my identity as an Irish woman incredibly seriously for reasons unknown even to myself so very sorry if I suddenly start goin wild about that)
•I like a lot of things!!! So many fandoms!!! GOD HELP ME!!!
•Men over the age of thirty send tweet
•My favourite Animal Crossing villagers are Ribbot, Jeremiah and Stella. I share my birthday with Maddie and Niko. If I were an Animal Crossing villager I'd be a rabbit. Probably. I'unno.
•Excessive NSFW's a bit iffy to me, but at the end of the day I don't care all that much. Just know when to tone it down a bit, is all. (And of course tell me to pull my socks up a bit if I start getting a bit too ridiculous)
•I draw pictures sometimes, so I might?? Question mark? Post art? I'unno
•When I grow up (I'm seventeen help me) I wanna work in animation and voiceover WAOW!! Currently working on interviewing my favourite voice actors for career research
•I have crippling anxiety, please be patient with me. Sometimes the prospect of breathing sends me spiralling.
I can't think of anything else to say. Does Tumblr have a character limit? I've been doin an awful lot of yappin and I fear I shall be penalised
Alright bye obligatory stupid image (I have the humour of a twelve year old boy)
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Haven't posted art here like ever since all my art is posred in a sepate account I'd rather not disclose but found this old sketch of Zenkichi I did like two or three years ago? Kinda wish I actually put dates in my old drawings now. Anyway, not my best work at all but I thought I'd post this here and maybe I can redraw this some other time if I feel like it
Hey sexies. It's me again. Back with another Pokèmon update. This week's edition? Pokèmon Scarlet.
I found a fuckton of shinies. Their names, in order, are K.B (Knickerbocker) Glory, Litabita, Agatha, Benny and Frederico. Everyone but Frederico were raid finds. I may or may not have gone 'fuck me sideways that's a Shiny' when I found him.
My babies. Witness them.
We take a quick break to look at Luca's Side Piece #17.
Grown ass man. He's losing his pants tonight.
I turned around after typing that last part and found my dad looking at my phone screen. This was an unprecedented event. Hi Dad.
Okay bye I'm gonna keep shiny hunting Goomy so I can find one and name them Mango. Hoping to get the DLC in September
i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet
have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"
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My big ol' bug horse has gotten even bigger. She is going to eat me. Help me, I am scared for my life.
Anyway, here's me matching with Victoria, my Noibat. She has a bigass head and you would think it is because she is full of thoughts but the only thought in there is exceptionally loud elevator music.
And here's my sweet little Cassie, who I've decided to train up. Lookit her cute little face when she wakes up, she's so ':o!!'
This post is making me realise I give a lot of my Pokèmon people names. Eh whatevs its fine they suit them
Anyway here's my ass (featuring Helena)
I realised I could do this and had a giggle for a few minutes. I like photo mode. The hair is growing on me, but I miss the iconic Luca-brand 'fwoop'
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I developed a love for Scolipede when I started playing ZA last month and I'm worried people will think it's because of Corbeau so know this
I haven't even met the dickhead in game yet. I like Scolipede because it has a funny face and mine is named Sophie and she eviscerates Meditites in Wild Zone 6 for fun. I like Scolipede because it's a funny lookin thing and its face makes me go haha. Scolipede is like the Vanillite line to me. I caught one for myself and fell in love. Shoutout Nilla Wafer while we're at it.
Never think my adoration is because of that nineteen dollar haircut fraud. I want to ride my bug horse into battle of MY OWN ACCORD.
I decided to make my favourite Pokèmon even MORE obvious by making a whole outfit for her! I went back to my original hair colour after a bit because it felt uncanny, but waow lookit I am quite proud of it here we are with AZ
I love my dear little girl so very much. My gorgeous little lady
And here's my starter Dockleaf serving some mad face!! Oooh get it Doc get it get it
I also started Rank battles for the first time :]] I've gotten all the mega Kalos starter stones now- got to rank N today
I might try get higher up before the season ends but honestly I got to my fourth match with either shiny Zygarde or Yveltal and I didn't feel it anymore. Get creative you horrible aul lushes