the sad thing about me obsessing over queer characters in every media I find them in is that I live for the gays, but the gays don't live for me

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

damn

we really live in a country where anti-quarantine protesters assemble in front of state government offices to yell about how its their god-given right as free-born americans to die of the respiratory plague they contracted working at their menial job that they hate for terrible pay and no benefits

and then turn around and berate people that protest for better pay and working conditions

i mean OP you do realize the people protesting aren’t protesting that THEY want to go back to work, they’re protesting that they want YOU to go back to work. this is about the privileged literally demanding the blood of the working class so they can go back to living their cushy lives. don’t be fooled.

My ability to proofread my fics increases by 100000% after I hit the “post” button on the Archive.

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

i see your point, but they’ve never written a single song about dragons, real or imaginary, despite it being in their band name, therefore my disappointment is still justified

I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

that’s already how it is in australia

That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

“oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ