Posts I Like

makin my way downtown

slowly

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.