Dead Inside, but Still Horny

You'd better muzzle that knight before you bring him out in public

She's cute but she bites you when she wants attention.

it’s so fun to be mean to a girl when you know she likes it. you can slap her and laugh when she turns red, she will beg for more. edge her and make fun of her whiney begging to cum. make her cockwarm your strap and not move. shove your fingers into her mouth and down her throat when she’s being too loud. overstimulate her and call her out for being a dumb litte slut, because she loves to be.

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

knight who is submissive like a sheep-herding dog. gentle and sweet until something threatens their sworn ward, and then suddenly they're a predator in human skin, blood spattered up the sleek, shiny metal of their armour, plume matted and messy, prowling toward the next target faster than they'd expected, ready to sink bloodied teeth into them for daring to touch who they've sworn to protect. and when all threats are dispatched, they turn to their ward with wagging tail and hopeful eyes behind their visor, waiting for praise for their violence. and surely they'll get it. that's what they're there for, isn't it? shouldn't they be praised for doing their job well?

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

Watching my knight absolutely destroy an enemy knight and I mean like completely obliterating the poor guy and then have him turn around, blood all over his armour, just to look at me and waiting for my praise.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Fun fact, those knights in the hallway? Yeah you can just take them to your bedroom. It’s a little know part of their contract that all knights are free use to anyone in the castle, you can take as many of them at a time as you want!!!!

we’re destroying the united states and replacing it with ten thousand tiny fiefdoms ruled by semi-tyrannical trans women in princess dresses.

I was sitting in a chair reading late last night, and a knight kept bringing me blankets because I “looked cold”. It was very sweet at first but I’m now four blankets in and now concerned for if it’s going to stop…

happy pride to girls who didn’t know that women could be nice to you, inscrutable polycules, straight people in forbidden marriages, body snatchers who kiss their own reflections, poets obsessed with long-dead warriors, predatory cougars, lesbians who are in fact the problem, and girls who are in love with a corpse